So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
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What the fuck I didn’t know Matt chapman wrote for gravity falls
That means Mabel can canonly be a part of the teen girl squad
im go 2 bed
tbbh ive always had a slightly dislocated jaw or smth ommmg
i can hear it like pop ( Im guessing) out of place all the time??
idk what to do tho i cant just go to hospital and b like “put nails in my mouth to fix it”
i just heard my jaw snap really loud when i yawned omfg
did i break it
Really wanted to draw something before this day ends, so I drew Dipper real quick. He’s my favorite Gravity Falls character. :B
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im hungry and tired and thinking 2 much about cartoon lesbians
“do it for her” images that are edited to say “do it for him”
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could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
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double whammy
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