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Ike I need my flash drive for school rly bad and then my mom goes on these fucking cleaning purges where she guts the entire house so she throws Everything in my drawers on the bed and “goes through them”
And god knows where that stuff is now
But I’ve been so pissed with her recently just with All this cleaning shit and that it’s actually 90 degrees in this house
Ahh here’s a fun game my mom loves to play
Move literally all of my shit I need and hide it from herself and get pissed at me .03 seconds after a ask her where my shit is
Also we have no fucking ac
Gee how fun
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i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol
“votes democrat”
(via mpreg-harrystyles)
does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”
(via rollforsalsa)
when the bae says shes off her period
I want someone who’s never watched Steven Universe to tell me what they think is happening here
Purple star girl swirls and runs directly into her girlfriend, who is off her period. Her girlfriend is prepared for the snu-snu, but they accidentally amoebas.
(via amaneata)
It’s sad how mcdonalds toys can get sooo fuckign cheap lmao
I mean they’re free but happy meals r like 4 dollars+ now
But like every once in a while they’ll have the cool talking ones but very rarely
Usually it’s like “do you like pokemon x and y? Good because we got thin sheets of plastic with a paper cutout of the pokemon inside!”
Tbh Burger King usually had better toys but idk I hate eating there I get ssso sick
(via aloe-angel-star-deactivated2014)
i fuckign lost the lil pikachu figure that came out of the ball because he was so tiny
rip little man u can finally be free
