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Jul 20

hroakie:

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I found a relic when I was cleaning out an old drawer thing

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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insignificant-bit-of-carbon:

androgynistic:

macklemorebrony:

please don’t tell straight people it’s ok to be straight. it’s not ok. it’ll never be ok.

Straight people are really sensitive

drink all the straighties tears

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

this week on: britan thinks its special

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Jul 19

I watched a lil bit of that teachers pet movie again and what really fuckin bothers me now that I think about it is Leonard’s mom
I feel so bad for her because she really liked Scott/spot idk idk how he felt about it but he did say like “hey Leonard lmao I might be ur dad soon” and dumbass Leonard’s like “NO!!!!!!!” And makes him sad and he leaves and he literally never sees Mary Lou again in his human form because idk she’s dense as fuck and can’t tell she wanted to fuck a dog

I suppose she’s happy because she won that teachers award thing but Leonard doesn’t have a dad which I’m guessing the other guy died or ran off or something so Mary lous fuckin lonely

I can’t handle sad moms and dads they’re my weakness

I found out something kinda neat
In paranorman there’s a constant little tune being played which I figured out is a slightly more upbeat version of Tom Dooley with some extra few notes in it
Tom Dooley is a song about hanging a man which is how Aggie was killed

Yooooo

I love paranorman but the end always makes me fuckign cry I’m such a loser

foxgrl:

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

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riseofthesilverbellssurfer:

well if you REALLY liked anime you’d get a custom horn for your car that played the entire opening to neon genesis evangelion every time you honked, fucking poser

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Wtf why does everyone think that queens song under pressure is stolen from ice ice baby it came out 7 years before ice ice baby are u fuckign kidding me