Actually Star Butterfly

Jul 11

*rainbow flag on smth*
Straight people: WHAT ABOUt uS HETEROSEXUALS HUh? ARE WE JUST SUPPoSED TO BE UNRECOGNIZED? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE 1950s?!!?!! What th frick

I used a lot of shiny spray on everything and I smell it everywhere oh god

I’m pretty sure I inhaled a lot of spray paint gas I’m gonna die

Send me a ✍ and a character and I’ll draw the character horribly on MS Paint.

(via rollforsalsa)

What if there were fireflies that turned into wasps sometimes like u catch a firefly and then it turns into a wasp and stings the shit out of u

Do u ever get like presents from people but it’s food but the foods kinda weird but u feel bad and eat some of it in front of them like “mm” but you’re rly dying on the inside
I get cookies and shit from my relatives a lot but I’m not really a fan of sugary sweets I’m more into like the buttery kind if that makes sense? I like chocolate chip cookies and biscuits and stuff but I don’t like icing that much

Well one time i got these cookies and they were like super sweet strawberry cake sugar cookies and they were like soft too and had orange icing and orange coconut shavings or smth it looked like wanders butthole but I ate 1 and it was like 5 cups of sugar and it hurt my teeth so bad because It probably gave me 3 cavities right there

I had to hold back so much pain

lydiallama:

my sister made me a t-shirt with sonic and tails on it when i was 3

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and i found it today

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still fits

i’m 17

i just found a new piece to add to my wardrobe

(via rollforsalsa)

(via nekodiaries)

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I wanna drink this mcdonalds iced coffee but it’s so fuckign strong it’s like 10000 coffee grounds going up ur butt
Do you put milk in it to make it less strong I don’t know shit about coffee

Mfg the reindeer song that’s like 5 seconds long got a better ranking than when I’m human r u fuckign kidding me