when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones
I got a hot pink phone it’s rly cute
Now I can call my friends and talk about how gay we are all the time
Yoo yesterday I caught a foul ball off of the roof like seconds after I bought a cookie and it was so cool omg everyone was like freaking out for the ball and I just calmly reached up and caught it with the cookie in my other hand
every1 clapped and were like “yaaaay she got the balll”
Oh which con were u at?
I have no memory at all haha
moist-ache said: whats the gas station?
It’s called sav a step
It’s made 4 me it says my name
Do u ever get really excited if u see your fave character in fanart or smth and you’re like !!!!THERE SHE IS
MY WIFE
99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
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People who drink milk gross me tf out
*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
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when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones
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I have an eyelash growing out of my forehead omg
It’s black and stiff like an eyelash and I have to pluck it like every week
It’s so fuckin weird omg
goodcopbadcopofficial said: here in michigan there’s usually an entire aisle in the grocery stores with nothing but faygo michigan is the homestuck capitol of the world probably
Woah kool
I’ve had it before it’s just a cheap soda it’s sort of like fizzy grape juice? It’s good but it’s more for the novelty of it haha
To be like haha homestuck advertised the shit out of this weird slightly warm drink