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That lil shit pushed me off the deck into the water to be cute or smth and I hit my shin so hard on part of the deck that it’s purple and swollen and everyone got pissed at me when I started screaming at him
Like I was crying it hurt so fuckign bad and I was yelling at the kid and they’re like “calm down he’s just five” like?? Ok that gives him the right to almost break my leg because he’s a child ok fine
I had fun though !!
I was at a lil con and I was madoka but I’m so fuckign tired and hot because I was wearing like 3 layers of clothes and uncomfortable shoes rip sav
I didn’t win any contests because there were like 200000 people there and the winners were all robots and stuff and were 10x better than me
It’s hard being a kid cosplayer because u suck because ur young and everyone else is like 20+ but ur too good/old for kid costume contests
I got a sailor Venus figma thing and some 90s tamagotchi puppets and a cute lil poison ivy statue
Anyway I think people liked my cosplay it wasn’t as good as some of the adults but I’m still a kid but people said it was very crafty and that I was cute
Ughhhhh I wanna sleep
M literally so exhausted I can’t move and now I’m gonna have to babysit a 5 year old demon child of a nephew gr8
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I had a dream I was a doctor who fan and I went to the store and bought a bunch of doctor who merch haha wow what a nightmare
One time I was talking about gravity falls but my tongue slipped or smth when I said dipper because I actually said dicker
Dipper :hey wendo wanna see my dipples
*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*
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(via jasforyoursoul)
“I’m going to kill your cat.”
“Your dog is disgusting.”
“Eew why the hell would you want a rabbit.”
“I’m not coming over to your house until you get rid of your fish.”
If none of these statements are socially or morally acceptable then why the hell would it be okay for you to say them to a reptile or insect owner.fucking THANK YOU
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