i have no excuse for this abomination
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My dad told my cat to shut up today because she’s learned how to meow a lot and he said she meows like a little bitch
Ah yes it is the family tradition for us to tell animals to shut up
Never mind those r just stretch marks they aren’t poison veins of death haha
I think every1 has them
Idk why they’re kinda itchy though I might have gotten a reaction to something today since I’m allergic to every thing that’s outside
I got really pissed when I messed up my cosplay shoes and when I was trying to salvage them outside a mosquito buzzed In my ear and I told it to shut the fuck up
I found out his name is Khalil he’s a catapillar from Jonah the veggietales version and he sings about god
I fucked my shoes up I touched them while the gloss was drying and now they’re all bumpy and covered in fingerprints
Wwwhoops
aloe-angel-star-deactivated2014 asked: OMFG UR NEW ICON I CANT
Nya
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look at this weaboo ass color changing cat I want 20 of them
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“reblog if you’re not homophobic” posts are so fucking awful its literally just thousands of straight people on tumblr patting themselves on the back because they weren’t bigots
not to mention the computer-freezingly long onslaught of supernatural shipping, glee crap and gifs of stick figures vomiting rainbows that inevitably follows
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