my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob
reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times
Wtf our neighbors dumb ass cat has been stealing our outside cats food
And he’s like 10 times bigger than her so he probAbly eats it all
The fuck man
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Do u ever hear a buzzing bug noise in a room and u just get the fuck outta there like it could be a magical ass fairy in there making that noise but I’d be out
I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver
FIRST PRIZE:
SECOND PRIZE:
EVERYONE ELSE:
REBLOGS AND LIKES I WISH I COULD TURN INTO BOWSER SO I COULD KILL MY BUS DRIVER. MUST BE FOLLOWING AND I WISH I COULD TURN INTO BOWSER SO I COULD KILL MY BUS DRIVER.
