I accidentally left a ball of mochi in the wrong cooler which was for drinks we didn’t care if they were warm or not and I took it out of the cooler after a day in the hot car and I took a bite out of it and it was spoiled rly bad and I was like “eww oh well it won’t kill me” and I thhrew it away and hours later I was hunched over a trashcan barfing for two hours and crying because it was making my stomach cramp 1100000000x worse than period cramps this is what I get for being weeaboo trash
Jun 14
gh0sttrick asked: YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR A 3DS NOW BECAUSE IT'S ON SALE AND YOU NEED IT
One time for orchestra we went to kings island and we had to meet up with a group aND THIS GUY TWICE MY SIZE YELLED “TRUST FALL” AND FUCKING FELL ON ME KNOCKING ME DOWN
U should have moved really fast like sonic and let him fall on the pavement and crack his head
rip meme boy
I totally wouldve but he didnt give me time to react tbhh
GoDDAMN HE WAS FUCKIN HEAVY THO
aww
Why are boys like 9x heavier than girls are like I can pick up some girls a little bit idk if that sounds weird but if u try to pick up a boy they’re like 4000 pounds
They have more density per square inch of boyness
One time for orchestra we went to kings island and we had to meet up with a group aND THIS GUY TWICE MY SIZE YELLED “TRUST FALL” AND FUCKING FELL ON ME KNOCKING ME DOWN
U should have moved really fast like sonic and let him fall on the pavement and crack his head
rip meme boy
Tumblr just announced they’re banning every fandom but the donkey kong fandom so you fucking weeabos and superwholockians better get ready for a new age
We’re not going anywhere Junior.
Sorry fucking nerd it’s Donkey kong time
I don think you heard us we
are not
going
anywhere
NERD ALERT
The comments on this post in the notes are so embarrassing oh my god
