Me: bye I’m going on a date
Parents: with who?
Me:
It’s so sad when u see like older movies that are like 2014:the year we contact aliens and learn to speak their language and build robots to fight a race of weird monsters
Like no sorry were still tying scorpions to balloons and crushing cans with our boobs
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Anonymous asked: how are you so attractive? your face always makes me smile uncontrollably and you're cute and sweet and you're an adorable dork
Omgggg :^0000000!!!
Anonymous asked: why scar on neck? sorry if this is a personal question, im just curious
I got it during surgery because my thyroid was rly deformed and gross like 2x the normal size so they took it out. :^0. It’s ok ur not being mean about it and like asking me if I’m wearing a Halloween costume on my neck lol
I’ve run out of rad and totally kool captions
Whatever man
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Omg I have an aisling cosplay I keep forgetting to wear
