burger king food makes me sick i ccant eat there D^:
I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE FUNNIEST
Ooooh my god
I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.
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there are only 3 types of girls
- girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
- girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
- girls who loved horses too much in elementary school
that’s every flavor of girl there is
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please destroy the headcanon that nepeta cut her hair short like terezis so karkat would like her please destroy it ew gross she wouldnt do that she probably just keeps it short because idk she HUNTS LARGE ANIMALS AND KILLS THEM WITH HER BARE HANDS????
wait wow people really think that damn you guys are way in DEEp with this weak-nep headcanon
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“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”
TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM
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“noot noot” factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
not all 9000 barrel rolls
but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,
with equius
it’s not funny, that bird probably died in agony from chocolate poisoning
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im gonna eat some candy yum yum
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