umm so i think theress a guy called emmet and hes a lego and he goes to starbucks in the commercial and hes like “COOL!” and then mitt romenys gonna end the world on taco tuesday and they pick emmet to be a masterbator or smth and save the lego world and he goes on an adventure with a bunch of fucking nerds and then mitt romeny does like a magical girl transformation and turns into a tie and then hes nice or something and he gets the superglue and then they draw on good cops face and mess it up because his friends are mean and theyre probably like “lol now ur ugly” and the unikitty is really cute the end
Is that Mitt Romney?
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Why is there no tag 4 the singer miss li I’m so mad
The violin is for classy people like idk the guys with poofy wigs i wanna play the saxophone
Hey aren’t reindeer only like medium dog sized
I think I played with one once and it was super small idk it might have been a baby
But the reindeer in like Christmas movies and frozen n shit are bigger than horses
Hmm
Wtf tumblr make up ur mind I wanna like things not like unlike like unlike like unlike like things
What’s with these Disney movies w/ the sassy horses/deer idk and one adjective titles and girl characters that scream like 190 times in th movie
Um guys did u know the joke about those Pokemon bouncy balls where they’re like “free him”
Well a lil kid in like 1999 was trying to free him by chewing on the ball and he accidentally swallowed it and died
My friend bought this door hanger and it says “shh baby’s sleeping” on the front and on the back it says “baby awake and ready to play” and it’s all pink and glittery and stuff and he actually fuckign put it on his door and uses it
New episode of woy where wander sees a sad gay loser (me) and makes her a pizza