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i lov my dress im wearing so muchhh its so pretty and the circle skirt on it is so big because it starts from the top of the dress so its p much just a giant stretchy skirt and when u spin the dress goes WOOSH
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I just woke up from my nap to my mother screaming at my 12 year old brother… I listen closer to find out it was because he had bought 1,000 dollars worth of porn on demand this month.
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buy me the kinder eggs w/ furby toys in them
failed panorama shots
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Those posts are the worst where the person comes up with a dumbass idea
(Ex:lmao what if there was a show about an asexual and pan sexual roommate but 1 was crazy and the other 1 was shy) and then they make a whole fandom of it and it dies in a week
mom: what did you get me for mother’s day
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“mom… dad… i’m an aquacadet.”
“the bible says adam and eve, not adam and MARTIAN GIRL FROM PLANET V, WILL YOU MARRY ME, OH OH WOAH OH” *everyone begins skanking*
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More like selfie with ugly vacuum cleaner haha
