New slightly itchy shoes and some dress I got wen I was like 12 
I don’t think that was scripted
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Having stubby hair on ur legs is the worst because its always itchy and its super annoying it feels like bugs and u either shave it all off and wait for it to come back or grow it out so that it won’t be painful but u will also have hairy legs but who really cares humans were supposed to be wolf people anyway
Thank u to everyone that helped me tonight I lov u
new gif for tumblr fights
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How do u pretend to be sick I hate my grandmas church it’s sssso weird
Like imagine a school cafeteria filled with uncomfortable pews and those filled with 90 year old people who sing like shit and there’s a guy who plays the saxophone while they sing songs about Jesus putting on the armor of god and fighting in a war???
Wow what
My friends r being cute homos somewhere rn and my other friends r at a big house party while laying on a couch being sad about some shitty costume I made
Priorities
fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:
I WAS A NAZI SS OFFICER AT THE HEAD OF ADMISSIONS OF AUSCHWITZ.
Oh the irony of being a Russian Lesbian Jew.
I WAS A KING ANJABANA BAB
Apparently I was Joseph Denton “Jay” Miller (May 5, 1922 - March 23, 1996), an American record producer, musician and songwriter[1] from Crowley, Louisiana whose Cajun, swamp blues, and swamp pop recordings made an impact on American popular culture.
Fuckin rad.
I was Walter H. Tyler (28 March 1909 – 3 November 1990), an American art director for films such as The Ten Commandments. I won an Oscar for Samson and Delilah in 1949
Well that’s eerily accurate…
Well…. alrighty then.
John Malkin (9 November 1921 – 19 May 1994) was an English footballer who played in the Football League for Stoke City.[1]
Claire Trevor (March 8, 1910[2][3] – April 8, 2000) was an American film actress. She was nicknamed the “Queen of Film Noir” because of her many appearances in “bad girl” roles in film noir and other black-and-white thrillers. She appeared in over 60 films. She won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her role as the hopelessly alcoholic gangster moll in Key Largo and was nominated for her roles in The High and the Mighty and Dead End.
I WAS HOT
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