when ppl compliment u
IN CHEMISTRY WE WERE ANALYZING ROCKS SO THIS GIRL TAKES A ROCK, SHOVES IT IN HER MOUTH AND GOES ”WELL IT DOESN’T TASTE GOOD”
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when ppl compliment u
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gh0sttrick asked: how are you so cute
ThAnk
I’m cute because I’m actually a kitten in disguise
Nya
Girls need big pockets more than boys bcause they need to hold all their cute makeups and stuff like I have a male friend and he literally carried a giant water bottle in his pocket all day for no reason while I had 2 carry my shit in a little bag because I had fake fuckin pockets big pockets for girls 2k14
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
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i reeeally want a shmorky shirt but they all have “innapropriate 4 school” words on them
but thats y i want them
idk the barfing ones r gross like w/ blood and rainbows n shit but the others are all super cute
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