Actually Star Butterfly

Apr 23

every anti sj comic ever

Xtremely irrational minority person: kill and eat all straights
author self insert: oh my such vulgar language i almost felt a bead of sweat roll down my delicate forehead mmm yes oh my
good rational minority person: Hey, the Heterosexual Community has feelings that matter as much as yours or mine. By spouting such awful things you are literally oppressing people-their rights and privileges are being drained from them as you type on this microblogging site. To quote Dr. Martin Ghandi X, "why c an't we jsut bbe nice uwu"
Xtremely irrational minority person: *pees*
author self insert: thank u good rational minority person. it is a shame not everyone can be as good as u *feed treat*
good rational minority person: woof

i made this out of fondant

bite into the entire thing and get a cavity in every tooth

*strums a guitar* i am a big asshole

im such a big asshole 10000 dinosaurs could fit in the metaphorical asshole

omg some1 at school made a poster thats like

do u wanna

*hammer and nails*

a

*snowman*

and i was like ?? do u wanna hammer a snowman

Apr 22

marshal lee is uggo he probably smells like grandmas bcause he gets his shirts from the thrift shop

princestingy:
tumblr said they were gonna delete all NON-LAZYTOWN BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via rhinestone-ants)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you
also
what
when
why
how
look
because
never

(via mpreg-harrystyles)

wtf in this disney show theyre making fun of pokemon and like “dont date that guy he likes pokemon hes a nerD”

ill kill u

(via officialstegosaurus-deactivated)

Apr 21

i don t have any straight OCs

behindsuchgreeneyes:

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

(via nothinbutnoodles)