bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

aloevera-star:

oh ym god

nudges firesuperstar

What the fuck I didn’t know Matt chapman wrote for gravity falls
That means Mabel can canonly be a part of the teen girl squad

im go 2 bed

tbbh ive always had a slightly dislocated jaw or smth ommmg

i can hear it like pop ( Im guessing) out of place all the time??

idk what to do tho i cant just go to hospital and b like “put nails in my mouth to fix it”

i just heard my jaw snap really loud when i yawned omfg

did i break it

seagerdy:

Really wanted to draw something before this day ends, so I drew Dipper real quick. He’s my favorite Gravity Falls character. :B

im hungry and tired and thinking 2 much about cartoon lesbians

cblgetspersonal:

“do it for her” images that are edited to say “do it for him”

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

cumsock:

double whammy