tip: if u think a skirt youre wearing is a bit short and think ppl might see your underwear, print out a picture of SLAYER and tape it to ur ass so if anyone sees under your skirt they see SLAYER and get scared

takehaya-susanoo:

AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM MORE LIKE

cakejam:

HE’S BACK ONCE AGAIN

dead-dead-deadski:

What if Aladdin always looked like that

What if

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

My talents:

I’m p good at making dresses and props
I can sneeze like dipper pines

omg I got punched in the boob rly hard today I was walking down the hall and these boys were fighting and ones hand got like knocked back and hit me and I was like aAAA and I heard as they ran off “SHiT I ACCIDENTALLY HIT A GIRL”

The show doesn’t even come out for a year I need to chill