the best headline i’ve ever read.
yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.
This is amazing
OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.
idk the leaf is really small but theres also a blunt and the band sings about weed a lot lmao
i dont think theyd really care tbh theres so many people at the school but idk its like 60 fuckin dollars i need a job so i can buy the weed shirt
idk if my parents would like it or not my dad would probably think its funny and my mom would be like “THATS DISTASTEFUL”
open rp:
“hOLY SHIT I JUST INJECTED one entire marijuana ” Mabel said as she
Dipper was scared that his twin sister might have OD and would have to go Pulp Fiction on her ODing bitch ass.
ONE ENTIRE MARIJUANA… …” she whispered, but in her hand was more than one entire marijuana…. 100 marijuanas were in her blood stream
“Let her go, Dipper." A gravelly voice came from the other room. In walked Yellowfang, the former medicine cat of Thunderclan. "This is her Destiny, let her fulfill it.”
Mabel lets go of Yellowfang and floats away.Dipper watches as Mabel fulfills her destiny.
Dipper:……-thinks-“How much marijuana did i inject?”
“Its ok Dipper….. rabu..”


I want this shirt so much omg….
It’s like wavves but instead of cat it’s jake
It’s really expensive tho
i was playing disney speedway its a dum app thats free and has disney characters and i was like “cool”
so i unlocked enough points to get the characters i cared enough about a while ago and im really awful at this game oh my godd
the controls are really touchy since the car moves with a button on the screen and tilting the device so i crash into like 19 walls the whole time
BUT I WAS PLAYING AS MABEL ONCE AND FUCKIN DIPPER SHOOTS A ROCKET AT HER AND SHE JUST GROWLS AT HIM
DIPPER YOU LITTLE BITCH LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE
almost every character on the game is also like 12-15 what the hell none of them can fuckin drive its like a bunch of kids racing in powerwheels theyre too big for and then that dude from motorcity in a big car idk i never watched that show
Allright guys, I know Avril Lavigne is getting a lot of flack right now because of her Hello Kitty song but have any of you heard her acoustic version of the song??? It came out like a month before she decided to turn it into the weird dubstep creature feature it is now and I really wish she would have kept it like this because it’s almost hauntingly beautiful
im kinda tired of the really bad part of tubmlr sjw thing because its really weird??? i really wish i never got into it because it sounds sssso dumb saying stuff like that in public and i did it all the time last year uggggh why the fuckk did i
i mean its ok to like… speak up for urself but the whole “KILL ALL MEN” uwu *bloody gun covered in lace* shit is actually really gross tbh




