buy me 1000 mabel figures so i can start my army

i made those cheese biscuits from red lobster today if ur nice 2 me ill give u 1

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

frankitown:

beesmygod:

“im tired of all these animated movies where all the characters look the same and have boring features.” i feel you, friend and thats why i have the perfect solution to your problems

Gonna reblog again.

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

wtf there was a mameshiba doll at toys r us that was the lentil 1 and someone listed it as jake from adventure time

how could they get away with this

OK BUT UM

ISNT A BEDAZZLER SORT OF LIKE A STAPLER

HOW A METAL SPIKE JABS THROUGH THE FABRIC TO CONNECT WITH THE PLUG

MABEL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OK

dont listen 2 hameru

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.