im ssso hungry but all the food in the house is poo
i want a good lasaga
i had a dream that i was supposed to meet gaypee at a ballgame 4 some reason and i was like “oh wait this isnt texas" and then i went home
“I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha”
“open books not legs”
“why have tequila shots when you can have tea?”
“As always, late with Starbucks”
“modest is hottest”
“I’m not like those girls”
Omfg I saw this yahoo answers thing that was like “why are Americans so stupid?? I love classic books like lord of the rings and Harry potter but they hate those and like twilight and hunger games instead”
Ohhh my god Harry potter was made in 1997 I don’t think they understand what Classic means
If I forget to brush my hair after it dries it does this thing where the hair curls like mamis pigtails I have anime hair now
