every time i see this i think to myself that the best cosplay in history was made unintentionally
ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game
tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle
“Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl”
“HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”
ashfur would be a fedora
“I can’t believe squirrelflight friend zoned me” ashfur meowed, tipping his fedora and taking a swig of Mountain Dew
Why r people that make magical contracts so fuckin stupid
Like madoka had homura warn her like 9000 times that she shouldn’t become a magical girl and just have a happy life with her family and she’s all like “HMMm MAYBE I SHOULD BE A MAGICAL GIRl”
And fuckin Ariel went into that creepy lair with this scary octopus lady with souls all over the place and then she even sings a song about how she’s a bad guy and what she does to people if they don’t do what she wants in return and Ariel has like 6 minutes to escape and she’s like “nah it’s ok I rly want legs”
there isn’t a single logical reason for me to be angry at young children with iphones
but damn if that’s going to stop me
