i’m ready for tomorrow
you guys shoved eurovision up our ass for a straight week but you cant handle one day of usa celebration
^ thank you
H my god tumblr makes me so angry it’s a post like “why excercise is good for you” and lots of stuff like it makes you feel good and gives you energy
And someone is like “yeah but it hurts ur knees it’s awful for them” yea not exercising is just wonderful for you lets never excercise ever to protect our knees who cares about the health of literally everything else
Dresses made out of pokemon cards make me so angry like I guess if u have a bunch that’s fine… But first of all that would be like the least comfortable thing ever and also pokemon cards are fucking expensive like you’ll get 12 for 5 dollars probably
Like if you’re gonna make one print copies of them at least don’t fuckin ruin nice cards
RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE
SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH
AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING
It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.
