roachpatrol:

alienfuckboy:

my legacy

missespeon:

poke-problems:

oh my god im babysitting and the kids are pokemon battling and the 7 year old girl just yelled “you don’t messpeon with my espeon” and ive been laughing for 10 minutes

my child

xanthippes:

athelstansbitch:

MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO

thank you and bless you

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

I’m gonna sand them down and spray them with a better shiny spray I think

Fuck I have 1 day to fix my madoka shoes

Lookign 4 true love wherever I go

mickeyriku:

gaypriest:

mickeyriku:

“Soon……
we will become one.”

hey sephiroth i’m at the drive-thru at mcdonald’s and you said you wanted a double cheeseburger but they said the grill wasn’t working. is there anything else you want? i think this is pretty bullshit so do you just wanna share a large fries and a 40 pc chicken mcnuggets instead?