modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

• brown eyes
• messy hair
• cute nose
• 4 paws
• golden retriever 

I had a dream last night that I went to a hotel and everything was shaped like a dick there

sassy-little-wigglytuff:

BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY

johnmosesbrowningvevo:

The person this picture is meant for knows who they are.

Disney channel b like “ok let’s move like… All of the decent cartoons to an unpopular premium channel that not everyone has…. And keep the dumb as shit shows on the main channel”

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

a BIG FUCKING FROG

nyalesy:

when tumblr gets to make up a headcanon for a character with no canon appearance its always skinny white dude with blonde hair and glasses in a dress shirt with a tie

cecil and wheatley look exactly the same

You

Me

Why is there a waluigi and wander in the goddamn tamagotchi tag get the fuck outta here u gay noobs

jrne:

velma has no chill