I accidentally left a ball of mochi in the wrong cooler which was for drinks we didn’t care if they were warm or not and I took it out of the cooler after a day in the hot car and I took a bite out of it and it was spoiled rly bad and I was like “eww oh well it won’t kill me” and I thhrew it away and hours later I was hunched over a trashcan barfing for two hours and crying because it was making my stomach cramp 1100000000x worse than period cramps this is what I get for being weeaboo trash

YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR A 3DS NOW BECAUSE IT'S ON SALE AND YOU NEED IT

Hell yea

ging-ler:

bjorgmans:

the saddest scene of frozen

I feel really bad for laughing

Brb for like 4 hours

nepeta-twerk-team:

firesuperstar:

nepeta-twerk-team:

One time for orchestra we went to kings island and we had to meet up with a group aND THIS GUY TWICE MY SIZE YELLED “TRUST FALL” AND FUCKING FELL ON ME KNOCKING ME DOWN

U should have moved really fast like sonic and let him fall on the pavement and crack his head rip meme boy

I totally wouldve but he didnt give me time to react tbhh

GoDDAMN HE WAS FUCKIN HEAVY THO

aww Why are boys like 9x heavier than girls are like I can pick up some girls a little bit idk if that sounds weird but if u try to pick up a boy they’re like 4000 pounds They have more density per square inch of boyness

What do you feed a brony

nepeta-twerk-team:

One time for orchestra we went to kings island and we had to meet up with a group aND THIS GUY TWICE MY SIZE YELLED “TRUST FALL” AND FUCKING FELL ON ME KNOCKING ME DOWN

U should have moved really fast like sonic and let him fall on the pavement and crack his head rip meme boy

deelekgolo:

Hey a heads up.

Nintendo is selling really discounted consoles right now.

You can get a Regular 3DS for $95 and a 3DS XL for $135

You can get the Wii U Deluxe Nintendo Land bundle for $200

groovywhitekid:
“great
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kazekag-ay:

when your mum doesnt close your bedroom door after she leaves

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globplumberremade:

grimmenthusiasm:

globplumbermas:

ms-samantha-hope:

globplumbermas:

Tumblr just announced they’re banning every fandom but the donkey kong fandom so you fucking weeabos and superwholockians better get ready for a new age

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We’re not going anywhere Junior.

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Sorry fucking nerd it’s Donkey kong time

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I don think you heard us we image

are not

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going

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anywhereimage

NERD ALERT

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The comments on this post in the notes are so embarrassing oh my god