burger king food makes me sick i ccant eat there D^:

I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE FUNNIEST

Ooooh my god

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

beesmygod:

there are only 3 types of girls

• girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
• girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
• girls who loved horses too much in elementary school

that’s every flavor of girl there is

lawrencetheshark:

renblahs:

please destroy the headcanon that nepeta cut her hair short like terezis so karkat would like her please destroy it ew gross she wouldnt do that she probably just keeps it short because idk she HUNTS LARGE ANIMALS AND KILLS THEM WITH HER BARE HANDS????

wait wow people really think that damn you guys are way in DEEp with this weak-nep headcanon

thedebonairgentlequeer:

wryer:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM

vastderp:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

“noot noot” factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

it’s not funny, that bird probably died in agony from chocolate poisoning

im gonna eat some candy yum yum

the-ink-monster:

Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.