rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

Why does Sylvia drop wander so much I’m gonna start keeping track like she’ll just be like “ok time to hit the sack” *accidentally bowls him off a cliff* “oops”

can i just like die in my sleep please thanks

is there any kind of deadly magical girl contract going around right now ill totally sign up im down with getting blown out of existence while being all cute and glittery

i wanna fuckign die

kumagawa:

asterkid:

*hears someone in public mention attack on titan*

*LOOKS AROUND FRANTICALLY AS I RIP OFF MY CLOTHING TO REVEAL A SNK SOLDIER’S UNIFORM UNDERNEATH*

awhoreforallseasons:

adulthoodcanwait:

All the awards to Adam Hills.

I will never not reblog. EVER. 

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.