tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

Have you ever actually been shipped with someone before in real life to the point of everyone thinking you’re dating

I saw a finn doll at the park and it was rly big like probably a littttle smaller than me
And I wanted it rly bad but u had to get like 4 ping pong balls into like 5 cups and I was just like nnno

I wish I never went to this thing even picking me up from the trip was a disaster because my parents fucking forgot about me

My dad was fishing and left his phone in the car and my mom fell asleep so I had to wait an hour and my moms all sorry but my dad is laughing still I’m gonna stab him w/ a pencil

I wanna fuckign scream every single thing that could go wrong today did

sighs

i bought a mango and its like 0% ripe

the troubles

idk im leaving it on the counter maybe i can eat it 4 breakfast which is technically only in like 6 hours i should ppprobably go to bed

I lov games that let u pick ur name

I’m laughign I stuffed a rly big petticoat under my dress until I get a real one 4 the cosplay and

Ultimate poof madoka

(It looks super lumpy srrry )

I hav 2 wake up at 4 am and be on a bus w/ my friend for like 5 hours I’m so sorry Mia
The last time my mom got me up early I woke up and asked her “what if we were normal cats…”
And laughed for like 10 seconds

I’m a huge bitch haha