sexy-nugget:

IN CHEMISTRY WE WERE ANALYZING ROCKS SO THIS GIRL TAKES A ROCK, SHOVES IT IN HER MOUTH AND GOES ”WELL IT DOESN’T TASTE GOOD”

digbysellars:

when ppl compliment u

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

warchief:

buy me this

ThAnk

I’m cute because I’m actually a kitten in disguise

Girls need big pockets more than boys bcause they need to hold all their cute makeups and stuff like I have a male friend and he literally carried a giant water bottle in his pocket all day for no reason while I had 2 carry my shit in a little bag because I had fake fuckin pockets big pockets for girls 2k14

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

• instant cute outfit with minimal effort
• it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
• sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
• u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

i reeeally want a shmorky shirt but they all have “innapropriate 4 school” words on them

but thats y i want them

idk the barfing ones r gross like w/ blood and rainbows n shit but the others are all super cute

harrymason:

I thought this was going to be embarrassing to watch but omfg I’ve watched it like 5 times now