how many sarcastic homestucks are reblogging this ironically, that is the question.
im reblogging this from a homestuck who reblogged it from a homestuck
this shit is ironic
omg all this irony.
Just to be clear I am a homestuck and am here for the irony
An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn’t it ironic… don’t you think
It’s like rain on your wedding day It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take Who would’ve thought… it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought “Well isn’t this nice…” And isn’t it ironic… don’t you think
It’s like rain on your wedding day It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take Who would’ve thought… it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up In your face
A traffic jam when you’re already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It’s meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn’t it ironic…don’t you think A little too ironic…and, yeah, I really do think…
It’s like rain on your wedding day It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take Who would’ve thought… it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out
If I was the 1 he was asking to go to prom like that i wouldnt dump his ass i would SLAM DUNK HIS ASS RIGHT INTO A BASKETBALL GOAL and leave him there and then go get a lesbian girlfriend and go 2 prom
please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
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An update: Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm
MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14
“or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick” literally die in a fire pLS
Ah yes it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these!
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