im laughign so hard because the actual lyrics are like “youre gonna die soon lord hater”
wander is an asshole
yaaay my bro called me and asked me what i wanted and i was like “puella magi madoka magica figure” and he was like “is that seriously what its called” and im like “YEA ITS SO SUGOIIII NYAAAAA”
the incredibles is so upsetting because when u see all of the super heroes youre all like “OMG THEYRE ALL SO CUTE” and guess what ALL OF THEM ARE DEAD
In the near future after I trudge through completing all my pokemon starter keychains I really really REALLY wanna make a buttload of animal crossing keychains so everybody should reply to this and suggest a few of their favorite villagers ʘ‿ʘ!!!
I definitely plan to do Marshal, Jullian, Flora, Francine, Lolly, Merengue, Tia and especially Punchy (my personal favorite kitty boyfriend). Who are your favorite villagers~?
TANGY!!!!
sometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i
THEN YOU WHAT THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
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Inclusive children go far.
i’m looking at the multiple choice word problem above that and i can’t fuckin’ figure it out i’m fucking 25 years old man i pay bills
