Actually Star Butterfly

dear internet

captain-raptor:

giant barks and teeny mews
that is all

im hungry but its rly late

i go bed

I just heard really strange and loud human squawking noises outside

its 2:15 am

afraid

kittyxuchiha11:

This just happened and I’m laughing so hard.

mintyprincess:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

wryer:

I met a nice cat on the way home

tonimorrisons:

amenpenis:
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
#the worst is when you check your phone in the middle of the night and it’s so bright like NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEBENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9:00 get off da plane

9:01 find the dong

9:02 DESTROY THE DONG

9:03 get back on the plane