randomredux:

“Brozen,” “Bronies,” what it all means is “I am so insecure about what I like that I MUST rebrand it as masculine before associating with it.”

floozys:

25+ year old “anti-sjw” people are the fucking creepiest they’re like “teenagers trying to be kinder and less oppressive towards each other??? not on MY watch, i’m going to harass someone much younger than me because i’m an adult and this is the REAL WORLD” 

cybercitrus:
“ pixelavender:
“ adriofthedead:
“ vicemag:
“ A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.
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just stick your hands in...

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

yesterday a boy asked me:

“why do you like cats so much? and pink.. and sparkles and hearts and shit”

and i was like “it is my lifestyle”

im pretty sure im getting a phone for my birthday and its gonna be those weird ones you get for free with the phone plan

like a motorolla from 2004 or something

whatever im getting im getting it in pink/purple

maybe blue or orange but they are the lesser colors

MY BIRTHDAYS IN 3 DAYS

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marcovicci:

whats up w/ grown men who look at all the evils of the modern world and go “the real enemy is teenage girls, with their duckface and their smartphones and their selfies and their boy bands. they are destroying culture”

There were a ton of people at kamikon today that were INCREDIBLY rude?

like idk maybe they were tired or something but someone was a dick to me for wearing a fursuit and was all like “EW”

and then there was a female karkat that just said “I hate you” to my friend?maybe she was joking or in character or something but PLEASE DONT SAY MEAN THINGS TO STRANGERS

idk hopefully the con will be better tomorrow and people will learn some manners!

i hope the person that was being a huge manbaby about me wearing a foam sculpture on my head sees this and realizes that he, a visibly adult man, just picked on a 14 year old girl for no reason other than to be a dick :^O 

kinagase:

DARK CHOCOLATE IS LITERALLY POISON AND YOU ARE DEMON SPAWN IF YOU ENJOY IT

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea

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