today i got a shirt that says BIRD GANG on it for like 3 dollars i have made a good purchase

“and we’ll always be royals (royals) i hate my step daughter”

IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE LADY TREMAINE LOOKS LIKE LORDE

adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”

this whole article is gold

earthnation:

1. “hello”

queerbending:

white people

i tried 2 pause on wander doing something cute but i got a smear instead and he looks like hes going hard as hell

winterracial:

“DROP THE BASS” the orchestra member drops his instrument and knocks over all of the other musicians. the concert is ruined.

lmao in gym today a basketball fell RIGHT on my thumb and it bent the nail backwards and made it black and it hurts sssO bad

im goth now