i was in his gang once

i just made my underarm bleed shaving it wow

i wonder if nash grier likes bloody accidents more than hair

bubblysouda:

actualsylveon:

bonebleach:

♥ i’m gonna bee your bubblegum bitch ♥

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS

i wanna sing along 2 this song but its so hipsterlicious theres no lyrics on it and he sings so fast its practically gibberish

with the amount of dead stink bugs around my house i could start my own insect jewelry business

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

• love stick
• doinker
• schlong
• wankie
• ding dong
• 100% all-beef thermometer
• bologna pony
• stinky pickle
• magic wand
• divine rod
• love muscle
• power drill
• captain winky
• yogurt slinger
• DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

nernesis:

panerasexual:

u know what disney movie’s 100x better than frozen and is about two sisters relationship?? LILO AND STITCH

i didn’t know lilo and stitch were sisters

mystic-sybil:

psybee:

kaimitch:

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

my blogs bein a piece of shit and not adding the page >:^(