fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

clavid:

radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

none of these cats care like most of them aren’t even paying attention

Cats are hilarious

“were not all bad!”

are will and derrick going to wizardworld to see doctor poo

i kinda wanna go because Jordyns gonna be there and shes the sweetest person ever but i dont rly like huge cons which kind of stinks

i prefer tiny cons like aoiumacon and kamikon where theyre just kind of in a nice hotel lobby

i got really freaked out and like almost cried at fandomfest because i was so overwhelmed and starting thinking my costume was really bad (it kind of was haha)

johnfkennedyy:

princessjelyfish:

mintleaftea:

iftheresagerard-theresaway:

yourscientistfriend:

cantownneedsamayor:

gonepurple:

janebakedbads:

bombprince:

danlion-philosaur:

the-doctors-sexiest-companion:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

i found a fingernail in my chilli once, i didn’t want to eat at school, but i had no choice because i got free lunch for a reason.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA

There was a feather on my friend’s fried chicken before, and when she split it open, there was a tiny metal ball

Once in elementary school I got chicken that still had an organ in it, I thought at the time that it was a heart, but really, who even knows?

we used to pull nacho cheese solid out of the little containers and toss them to watch them bounce around like those rubber ball toys 

we bounced those chicken nuggets around the cafeteria like little rubber balls too it was incredible

I have witnessed all of this minus the feather

In grade school a friend found a snake head in her peas. The peas themselves were mushy but the snake head was there. We showed our teacher and he identified it and said to try to eat something else But the thing is… That’s the only meal some of the kids got. They were on free lunch and sometimes they got a pop tart for diner. For some days they got nothing. and then to get to lunch and to be told basically to dig around in an attempt to find something edible? Horrible. And then there’s been kids that have had their right to lunch taken away because of overdue bills as low as a $2.50? Shame on you, American school system! Shame!

in elementary school we used try and see who could bounce their hotdog the highest on hotdog day

One time my friend took the little solid disc of mac and cheese and stuck in under the table and two months later it was still there :I

Today my friend got one of those little plastic packets which usually contain a napkin and a plastic fork only to find it completely sealed but empty. 

one time in high school this girl peeled the cheese off of her pizza and a spider came crawling out of it. we also always find hair in someones food at lunch. 

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

i-am-the-rogueofmind:

Most accurate post in the history of ever.

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

Talk dirty to me