i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA
can the science side of tumblr please explain this
mitt romney is furious to find out that his my-little-pony-itis has progressed to its final stages. he doesn’t have much time left. now he’ll never be president.