new wander over yonder inspired fashions by d-signed
the sewn together uniforms of all of the deceased watchdogs into a cute dress
a sweater made out of wanders plucked out eyebrow hair in the episode about the box
sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]
I wish one of my teacher’s did this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]
OOOOH WEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*
[PASSIONATELY MAKES NOISES THAT VAGUELY RESEMBLES THE CLASSIC STAR TREK THEME]
LET IT GO
LET IT GO
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
I TOOK YOU HOME, SET YOU ON THE GLASS. I PULLED OFF YOUR WINGS, THEN I LAUGHED.
AND AS THE SUN WENT DOWN, WE ENDED UP ON THE GROUND. I HEARD THE TRAIN SHAKE THE WINDOW, AS YOU SCREAMED OVER THE SOUND; AND AS WE OWN THIS NIGHT, I’LL PUT YOUR BODY TO THE TEST WITH MINE. THIS LOVE WAS OUT OF CONTROL. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE DID IT GO!
ASS
TITTIES
ASS
TITTIES
ASS ASS TITTIES
ASS AND TITTIES
So I got a detention today.
Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”
So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.
Goof nugget?
Sweet onions?
Shooby Darn???
Pokemon??????And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!
what the William Shatner is going on here?!
I approve of these so hard
“Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana”
I use at least half of these around my family
“Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand.”
I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.
