one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared
HUNTER’S RAD ALMOST 3K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY
-The Prizes-
- 4 kids or troll shirts from topatoco
- 2 pairs of troll horns from korundur
- 2 pairs of glasses from akujin
- 2 pokemon plushes under $30 (each) from amazon
- either a red or blue limited edition pokemon 3ds
- a copy of pokemon x or y
- and last but not least 6 lbs of candy!
-The Rules-
- Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)
- Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count
- Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)
- Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner
The giveaway ends April 30th
Good luck!
I found the cause of our stink bug problem! Under our curtains is the home of easily hundreds of them
Blehhhhhhh
omg i was petting my cat and then she laid on her belly with her ass in the air and i was like “look shes twerking” and my dads like “no shes horny she wants sex right now” woah sheba i like you but i dont think im ready for this
i open my mouth for father, and i laugh. I laugh all the sorrow and sadness away. you see, there is nothing he can do. He asked me, And i lied. I lied to him, and he trusted me. His own son. And yet, when I open my mouth, the reality is revealed. Yes , father, You poor, disgusting slob, i ate the sugar. I ate many spoonfuls. I enjoyed it. I loved it. And I laughed in your god damn face. I see it in your eyes, the betrayal, the hatred, the sorrow. There is nothing you can do now old man, but watch me as i thrive on the pain i see you expierence.
