remember kids, kissing is only sexual. not cute in any way
A great example of why you don’t have any idea what is happening in the world around you. I don’t generally blog this stuff but, you Should know Time Magazine is not the only media to do this. .
I HAD NO CLUE THIS WAS HAPPENING AND I AM SO ANGRY
american schools teach about other countries’ propaganda, but look at this shit.
Did you guys know that the first Canadian deaths in the war in Afghanistan happened in 2002 when an American pilot dropped a bomb on some Canadian soldiers doing training exercises
killed 4 people and injured 8
Did you know this? Probably not because boy does your country like to brainwash about their fucking military being the greatest and most important and amazing fucking thing
Americans, we get more news about your country than you do, because gosh diddly darn does your country ever like to hide things from you and keep you stupid.
WHY ANXIETY IS GOOD FOR YOU ??
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICAAnyone with an anxiety disorder knows that’s bullshit.
Disney finally did it.
my dad is fucking convinced this snowman is gay and doesn’t live a day without reminding me of it

“You beast, you are alone, with a man who is searching, but I don’t know for what I am searching.”
—Titus Awakes, Maeve Gilmore & Mervyn Peake
“The Voice is Jacob’s voice, but the hands are the hands of Esau” Genesis XXVII.22, from The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations, 2nd Edition
“Expect another job this time next year."
— from Fra Lippo Lippi, by Robert Browning
"All paints have three basic ingredients.”
-Art Talk, Rosalind Ragans, Ph.D.
I had to get up and walk to my room to find the nearest book. Let’s see here…
“HUFF… HUFF… WEEZ… WEEZ… I GOT A MESSAGE FROM OUR CAPTAIN!”
-Usopp, One Piece (Volume 61), Eiichiro Oda
HOW DID I KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME…
The nearest book to me is my journal which only has about 30 pages filled in
EVERYTHING ELSE IS BLANK
IT MEANS YOUR LIFE IS UNWRITTEN
“Megatron, leader of the Decepticons, is ruthless and cunning.”
- The Transformers: Megatron’s Fight For Power, Ladybird Books
uM
YER GONNA DATE MEGATRON I’M SO PROUD
“Dramatic light and shadows, together with more night-time scenes will dominate in a thriller or horror movie.” - Dreamworlds, Hans Bacher
ummmm
“I said nothing for a while.” - The Woman Who Died A Lot, Jasper Fforde
Accurate.
“And into a face staring at him with large open eyes” -Police, Jo Nesbo.
“Step Three: A treat in each hand."
^ depicting a pencil in one hand and a knife in the other
"We thought you’d been pea-napped!”



