i thought the im a nice guy thing was just a joke on tumblr oh god its very real

foodnun:

Teacher: your research paper is due next week

Me: 

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aconfusedarmadillo:

nicolscage:

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

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LOL OMG I DONT SPEAK FRENCH BUT GODDAMN THAT PUN IS FUCKING AWESOME

tyrabankruptcy:

Me when he reveals his 10 inch dick

johns-face-on-things:
“ John’s face on Wander
”

johns-face-on-things:

John’s face on Wander

collarbones-andcigarettes:

kellycuppycake:

Snapchats starring me as Disney princesses.

You are amazing why aren’t we friends

what kind of monster girl would i be im curious

probably a slime girl or something because im smelly and gross

Nicki Minaj and Eustace - Stupid Dog

c2ndy2c1d:

dredsina:

“stupid dog” by eustace feat. nicki minaj

WOW the soundtracks for 2014 is surely on a new level here