ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
sewing facts
when you cut silky/easily damageable fabric it releases a chemical into the air that attracts cats from all around the globe so that they can sit on it
mAKEUP YEAH
btw i use like 5 makeups usually
i use covergirl clear complexion and elf/covergirl powder to seal it for like pimples/scars/whatevers on my face
and then lots of lashes or falsies mascara idk it really depends which one i pick up first they both kind of do the same thing
sometimes i do eyeliner with an elf pencil and if my eyebrows look gross and yellow like blonde brows do sometimes i use the brown eyebrow kit by elf
this was makeup tutorial by sav
also black lipstick is always gr8 even if ur parents disapprove theyre just jealous of u being so fabulous
i like how people r always “Women are awful at stand up comedy!” When half of the dudes that do it are just like “haha vagina fat ladey”
then again half of kristen schaal’s stand up things are like “VAGINIE”
r vaginas really funny i dont get it
