pinkiepony:

I had a dream last night that I stole a Guinea Pig and I ran into a bakery where I was standing in line and Purple Tinker was in front of me and she was practically buying her weight in loaves of bread.

She had arms full of bread and she was trying to swipe a credit card and carry all the bread…

pinkiepony:

Looking back at last summer

happyun-birthday:

thetweetspeopleshit:

laughingsquid:

Most Popular Porn Search Terms Mapped Out by Each State

This is why the Internet was invented. So we can find out who jacks off to what.

Excuse me while I pack to move to the hentai state to be with my people

ok i will

mayorofbeartown:

your name is literally bones

ymirxkrista:

doES ANYONE WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS AD I SAW

theyseemefangirlintheyhatin:

catsandfangirling:

catsandfangirling:

yaz-i-am-daz:

catsandfangirling:

This is my April fools joke. I made brown e’s and texted my entire family that I made brownies and now they’re all excited.

o

m

f

g

Needless to say I’ve never been more proud of myself.

Update: My brother came home and screamed “BROWNIES HERE I COME!!!” and sprinted to the kitchen (in case if you can’t tell he fucking loves brownies) I held up one of the brown e’s and said “What? It’s a brown e.” and he just walked out the room face palming himself muttering “I fucking hate April Fool’s Day,”.

you are evil and i fucking love you omg

MY FUCKING TEACHER DID THIS TO MY CLASS IN LIKE THE 5TH GRADE AND I NEVER TRUSTED HER AGAIN

crawlywhat:

Down with molestia! what the hell!

lyrics: 

You say that you’re only having fun
All i see see is disgusting things being done
truth hurts whether it’s right or wrong
I can’t stop ‘cause I’m having too much fun

you cletch your teeth, violently cursing me

you tell me that i’m taking this to personally

[Chorus]

down with, down with molestia

I’m sitting here and a-tumblin going; what the hell?

You’re fucking rape jokes are hella wrong

And I don’t really care about your arguments right now

I will take down all your filth posts

but we can do this maybe maybe

Down with down with molestia

Whoa, what the hell?

What
What
What
shut the fuck up

So what if you make claims of censorship?
you are so wrong about that that really is
I rather rage than think everything’s okay
Don’t get me wrong, I just need some time to play

you clench your teeth, violently cursing me

you tell me that i’m taking this to personally

[Chorus]

You say that I’m messing with your head
 that’s the price of the truth my friend
Down with love and tolerate
I’m here to yell and educate

[Chorus]x4

um

tristianmakhai:

winters-discontent:

tristianmakhai:

whyforgivewhyforget:

hentaiviewer666:

i googled pussy snorkel

i got a pussy snorkel

omg i cant

Because Sara didn’t believe me.  I said there were pictures.

OMFG. I am screaming, can’t breathe,send help,air,jesus,wheel, save,god.

I’m trawling through my archive and I saw this, and I’m really sorry, but I have to bring this back.