icanttellyouwhotobe:
“ angrynerdyblogger:
“ super-redhead:
“ this would look really cool in a horror film, all from the recordings of an iphone or something, ends on a cliff-hanger then the battery dies
”
OK SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY which basically...

icanttellyouwhotobe:

angrynerdyblogger:

super-redhead:

this would look really cool in a horror film, all from the recordings of an iphone or something, ends on a cliff-hanger then the battery dies

OK SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY which basically boils down to MY CAMERA DOES THIS.

ALL THE TIME.

Well not all the time but enough times for it to be worrying.

  1. The first time I was taking pictures up in the mountains near where I lived and I was taking a landscape shot near this creepy door that just stands alone in the middle of nowhere, and it flashed up “blink detected” and put a square over apparently nothing.
  2. The second time I was urban exploring in a fucking abandoned hospital and it came up with the face detected square twice, once outside and once in a dark hallway, and one of those times there was apparently a blink detected.
  3. The third time I was urban exploring in an abandoned village and I took a photo of the back garden of one of the abandoned houses and yup, “faces were detected in this image”. 

I’m at least 110% convinced I have a magic camera. It sees dead people.

Y’all fuckers are out here exploring abandoned villages and shit and wondering why you’re seeing ghosts

bigtitsandwittybanter:

linzagonn:

holy shit.

well….damn.

i kno its a stinkbug we have like 500000 of these little fuckers in my house i have one as a roommate his name is Geoffrey

firesuperstar:

a guy called applejacksbrony sent me a friend request

hmmm mmmm 

im a heartless creature

a guy called applejacksbrony sent me a friend request

hmmm mmmm 

me

quartofmilk:

gurrgler:

I CANT BREATHE

lmfao…

i did chase a crazy pussy around the house for like 30 minutes tho

wtf all my friends have like 4000 girlfriends and i dropped my graham cracker and got sad today

yawnchild:

roselastrider:

yawnchild:

when i was born i was given the choice between a big dick or a great memory

which did you choose

i don’t remember