lmao i put some of the cream from an oatmeal cream pie on my cats nose and now hes pissed at me

it makes me sad that littlest pet shop toys dont have magnets anymore and instead have holes in their feet for sitting them on top of little pegs because these little kids will never know the true fun of sticking like 40 littlest pet shops to the refrigerator

my brother gave me his sketchbook and a nice drawing pen and told me to “draw whatever your heart wants to” or smth motivational and i drew a pleasantly surprised fish and a wander giraffe

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE STINKBUG

DONT FUCKING TOUCH MY TABLET

 NooOOOOOO

a haiku about the fucking stinkbug in my room

what the funky fresh

you should be fucking frozen

dont touch me you fool

jennatalherpes:

I have literally been working on this list since Day 1 of 2013 so you fuckers better appreciate it. All the major players of 2013. If I forgot any feel free to comment and add

oh wait those r fireworks

shITTY ASS FIREWORKS DAMN DID YOU GET THOSE FROM GOODWILL?

STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR MY DOGS ARE GETTING PISSED OFF

OH MY GOD SOMEONES BLOWING A VUVUZELA REALLY LOUD OUTSIDE

THEYRE LIKE A NEIGHBORHOOD AWAY FROM ME AND I CAN HEAR IT

wtf my friend has a kick the cheat plushie

IM VERY JEALOUS