lmao i put some of the cream from an oatmeal cream pie on my cats nose and now hes pissed at me
it makes me sad that littlest pet shop toys dont have magnets anymore and instead have holes in their feet for sitting them on top of little pegs because these little kids will never know the true fun of sticking like 40 littlest pet shops to the refrigerator
my brother gave me his sketchbook and a nice drawing pen and told me to “draw whatever your heart wants to” or smth motivational and i drew a pleasantly surprised fish and a wander giraffe
a haiku about the fucking stinkbug in my room
what the funky fresh
you should be fucking frozen
dont touch me you fool
I have literally been working on this list since Day 1 of 2013 so you fuckers better appreciate it. All the major players of 2013. If I forgot any feel free to comment and add