omfg my dad said the fridge was really smelly and it was and i was like “oh thats my yogurt i was eating it yesterday” and it had already curdled and turned into the most disgusting shit ud ever see

folwer:
“ thedreadpiratejames:
“ this slaps you in the face with reality
”
1.everyone eats and wears clothes
2. not everyone is an arborist like? wh
”

folwer:

thedreadpiratejames:

this slaps you in the face with reality

1.everyone eats and wears clothes
2. not everyone is an arborist like? wh

suzuharatoji:

kat-nipples:

suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

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THAT PICTURE MADE ME AND JUANITO LAUGH SO HARD. HE FELL OFF THE COUCH.

is juanito okay

an actual picture of me at my friend’s house

an actual picture of me at my friend’s house

i bet if u squish logans nose it deflates

IM SAD I WANT TO EAT PICKLES BUT ALL WE HAVE ARE SWEET GHERKINS THOSE TASTE LIKE SHIT !!!!!!!!!!

drinks a jar of pickle juice

breaks jar across knee

mm

photogenicfelines:
“ (PinkPetra)
”

i was going to make a post saying like “ok but why isnt the king of all cosmos in namco high” and then i remembered youre playing as the cousin of the prince so youd be fucking your uncle