omg at the mall i saw this dude spit on the floor and i made a face and i guess he saw because he was like >:^( but later my dad was like “it was only gross because he was ugly. if channing tatum spit there you’d probably be really ok with it”
dad no
THE ONLY THING THAT I’LL EVER FIST IS A PRINGLES CAN
OH MRS.PRINGLE YOU SEEM TO HAVE DIRTIED MY SHIRT
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS SHIT AND I AM NOW PISSING MYSELF
