i wanna draw but my head is like imploding on itself

i have a bitch ass headache

mapleglowsticks:

they remembered invisible man im gunna cry 

QuQ <333

yoo!

we just got a box on our porch and its a huge tin of cookies!

theyre REALLY GOOD and theres probably like 100 of them holy shit

we dont know the person who sent them but thank you so much!!!

pokemon-personalities:

i love magmar’s japanese name

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well dudes got titties on his head i think its a pretty good name for him

bassdroppinmaddness:
“ what-is-even-a-good-url:
“ skrillexstuck:
“ kairibloodheart:
“ condiminaj:
“ katzmatt:
“ waitinggin-wonderland:
“ shesfiction:
“ ghostmumble:
“ shesfiction:
“ alvinacid:
“ kathrynintrees:
“ I didn’t know I wanted this until...

bassdroppinmaddness:

what-is-even-a-good-url:

skrillexstuck:

kairibloodheart:

condiminaj:

katzmatt:

waitinggin-wonderland:

shesfiction:

ghostmumble:

shesfiction:

alvinacid:

kathrynintrees:

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

clothes are optional.

So down for this.

how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit

just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT 

anyone want to play with me? ;)

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.

For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

why not just use fake blood

Or real blood

well it started out as a cute idea…

pretzel-the-hognose:

[X]

Pretzel loves investigating socks, but this one he just didn’t want to leave!  After much pestering, he did stick his head out to give me a sulky look, but promptly returned to his cosy snuggling place afterwards.

enigmatic-being:

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

I’m not sure anymore

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.