dersekingdom:

hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back.  They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.

itsbetterthananal:

i saw this vine last night and laughed so hard that i choked and got a headache

theyre gonna sacrifice the baby

buy me lots of body paint and airbrushes

i have 1 jar of white snazaroo and half a tube of white cream makeup

i wanna be like that fucking kid on youtube that has like 40 jars of snazaroo and does monster high makeup tutorials

shes like 8

aki-kouhai:

Matching icons idea for you and your friends

thunderbirds727:

I found this meme with the wasp and the creeper on it, so I made one about the watchdog… soooo… yeah.

if namco high doesnt put dr katamari in the game im going to cry

dr katamari is the little cutie cat in we love katamari

he doesnt have any friends but the player and you have to roll up friends for him and hes the cutest little baby

also he is the CREATOR OF THE KATAMARIS SPOILER ALERT

i wanna date a dr cat that makes super gravity balls

do you ever have a pimple youve had for a long time that you hate and then you finally pop it and its guts come out and its like youve just successfully assassinated someone and youre like “and dont come back motherfuker”

Damn it

foodnun:

The Most Famous Brand From Each State Of The USA.

texas is tru